Welcome to PROZESSPALAST ARCHITEKTEN – Where Efficiency Meets Absurdity

Are you still wasting time on mundane activities like walking, waiting, or even thinking? Then PROZESSPALAST ARCHITEKTEN is the right place for you! We are pioneers of radical process optimization in commercial construction and will transform your property into a fully automated efficiency machine. Our credo: Work isn't a bed of roses. So why not install a high-performance conveyor belt?

Our mission:
Through disruptive architectural process streamlining, we eliminate all non-value-adding activities from your corporate culture. Our projects are developed within the framework of an iterative lean workflow design, naturally in strict compliance with Six Sigma standards and the Kaizen toilet flushing principle.

Our highlights:

Shower lifts:
Our patented vertical showers with integrated passenger conveyors allow your staff to clean themselves while moving between floors. Shower gel dispensers are RFID-controlled.
Slogan: “Clean from the canteen to the executive office.”

Desk2Toilet combination:
Seated workstations with a directly connected sanitary module. No time wasted on toilet trips; the ergonomically designed toilet bowl ensures optimal workflow relief.
Optional: Paperless flushing, powered by blockchain.

Snack tube delivery:
A pneumatic tube system that shoots snacks and supplements directly into your employees' mouths while they continue to stare at spreadsheets.
“He who chews, loses.”

Power Nap Server Rooms:
With 45 dB fan white noise and 5-volt meditation lamps. Sleep for exactly 7.5 minutes, and you'll be woken up by an electric shock mat and whisked straight into the next meeting.

Meeting track:
Our elliptical meeting rooms run on autonomous tracks around the building, so you can maximize your step count even while brainstorming.
“He who stands, remains standing.”

Coffee infusion machines:
Direct connection to the veins, individually controlled via app. No more wasted time with cups or stirring.
“Caffeine at the click of a button – that’s cutting-edge process optimization.”

Our promise:
We increase your employee throughput rate, reduce time to desk, and maximize the return on employee experience. We don't just think outside the box—we simply don't build walls anymore.

PROZESSPALAST ARCHITEKTEN – Your partner for total process refinement.
Are you wondering where there's room for humanity here? So are we. But only after lunch. For us, that lasts exactly 42 seconds.

PROZESSPALAST ARCHITEKTEN – Because efficiency knows no bounds. Only notice periods.